So I got caught in this moshpit the other night and ended up in hospital with like a concussion and shit. So not cool. Got a massively black eye. Lookin' pretty pretty right now. Also got somebody's fucking steelcaps in my fucking NUTS.

Sucks so bad, you don't even know.

FML. Seriously.

Anybody wanna come kiss 'em better? Ino?

You know what I like?

Shiny new guitars. And groupies, too, but...shiny new guitars, man! Awesome. AWESOME. Right now I kinda love my life.


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Welp, Akamaru went a knocked up a lady-dog in the park the other day.

But I was feeling nice, so I didn't charge stud fee.

In other news...there's no other news, really. Gigging again in a couple of weeks, come out and play! It'll be fun. Or something. I promise.

EDIT: Since everybody is apparently a nosy dickwad, here's the greater explanation: Akamaru's a purebred pedigree red Malamute, he was on his leash and tied up while I was taking a slash, and lady-doggy was an overly friendly Labrador not on her leash. We settled the custody dispute out of court, it's all cool. After the whelping the owner is going to not be a dumbass and get the bitch spayed since she doesn't want any more pups. I will not be getting 'Maru neutered because chopping off your best bud's nuts is pretty fucking harsh. So fucking there.

EDIT THE SECOND: Since I know somebody is bound to ask this, here is a picture. MALAMUTES LOOK NOTHING LIKE 'MUTT NEWFOUNDLANDS', FOR THE RECORD.

O MISTRESS MY MISTRESS

Any chance of getting a couple of hours free Sunday night for band practice??

And a $300 voucher to Agent Provocateur, with this note,

"Happy birthday, yeah yeah yeah. Call me when you wanna collect on this slave thing."

Well, I tried.

ETA: Oh yeah, happy birthday, I guess. You're what, thirty now?

SO FINALLY managed to book this gig next Sunday at the Rickshaw Stop! We go on as the opener's openers at about 8:30. Should be a pretty good time - nothing too hardcore, but RS gigs are generally fun. Tickets for all three bands are $10, $15 at the door. Pretty sweet deal, right?

Ino, you're still on for it, right? I may or may not have used the promise of hot chicks to bump us to the top of the list to get the spot. So. Yeah.

[ooc: Janna og Erika have browbeaten me into using the Japandroids for Kiba's band. Since they're Canadian, nobody cares about this blatant rip-off, right? Yeah, didn't think so. Besides, they're pretty good. A little indirect pimping won't hurt them.]

Tits.

That is all. Carry on.

Holy shit man, where do my savings go? I had all these plans about what I was gonna spend my hard-earned cash on and then- BLAM! Gone faster than a virgin in a brothel (no offence you guys). I think I spent it on food. Or booze. Probably food after a night on the booze...falafel always SEEMS like such a good idea at 3am but you'd think I woulda learned by now. Oh, well. I guess it was worth it? Except for the nights when some shit that went down via the magical wonders of modern technology ended up on TFLN. Though, now I think about it, that's kinda fucking awesome.

Oh, and if anybody suddenly feels like they need to donate to charity, I wouldn't say no to this little baby:



Awwww yyyyyyeah. Isn't she beautiful? Seriously guys. Help a brother out here.

Plots, backstories, crack, whatever.